Folks my dream of hookin up wif Nancy Pelosi did not pan out quite so good as I hoped I am the only man in Collins Country wif a Cease & Desist Order issued by the USA Congress. But temporary setbacks dissuade me no more than temporary restrainin orders so I am switchin out my tactics while still maintainin my visionary goal of gittin me a nice woman to help out in the kitchen and warsh my daggum shirt.

In the next county over there is a feller I met at the Dew Drop Inn who imported hisself a bride from the Far East. She cooks just fine for him and keeps his shirts spotless clean. There is the minor inconvenience of havin to sleep wif one eye open on account of she sometimes hovers over him at night wif the fryin pan held over his head but the way I see it if yall is gonna make a omelette you just have to tolerate certain homicidal tendencies.

Innyways I heard on Fox that the Junta in Myanmar done let this good lookin Burmese lady Aung San Suu Kyi outta the daggum pokey and from what I can make out from what that Steve Doody feller was tryin to say them Myanmar Juntas don’t like the Burmans so how’s about if I offer to take ole Sooky well that is what I will call her off their daggum hands in exchange fer a promise to make sure she don’t stray back to Myanmar or whatever that place is called.

Alls I need to know is if that Sooky lady she been spoke for I wood shore hate to repeat that Nancy Pelosi debaucle boy howdy besides I heard them Myanmar juntas can be awful mean once they is all riled up.

Also how likely is it I cood git that Fidel Castro feller to come work on my garden. I heard he been goin through a sick spell lately but I ain’t got but a 25X5 foot plot that I got planted in loco weed even a old sick feller like ole Fidel he cood manage that.
Shore my outhouse kind of drains into my garden but ole Fidel he can put up wif a little backwash caint he.

all the maps I look at are so confusing using the 101 all the way with some changes in San Fransisco. Im worried cause Im planning a road trip with my daughter alone and I suck at directions!

So I am going to San Diego to visit my boyfriend in the Navy and we are staying in a hotel near the Gaslamp in Downtown. I wanna make this trip memorable and do not want to deal with a bad hotel stay. So I’m choosing between Porto Vista and Best Western Cabrillo Garden Inn. Porto Vista have rating of 3.1 while Best Western have 4.2

Also, if anyone knows if Porto Vista have complimentary breakfast included…It doesnt say on their site and some say they do while some say they dont in the reviews. Thanks ;D
Also, they are the SAME PRice…
Also they are the SAME price

I’ve been planning on applying to HSU for awhile now,i found out about Humboldt awhile back and from everything i’ve heard it sounds great but i want to hear it from somebody first hand who’s been there. I’m planning on visiting soon but until then, anyone ever been or live there? What’s the climate like, the people,etc. anything is help, thanks!

My husband and I are wanting book a 7 day stay in New York City, and wanted flight and hotel covered. We live in Northern California (about 2 hours from the Oregon border) and I would like to know if anyone knows how much it would be to go through a travel agent? Is their cost added into the cost of the package with the flight and hotel? Or do they get a commission on booking vacation packages, and thats how they get paid, so there would be no money coming out on my end?

Please, only serious answers. Thanks!

Is redwood national park in California a historical site?

Am thinking of going to humboldt state but i need the facts first. I heard the weather was bad..but its fine i lived in southern cail and am ready for a change..but as far as the school is it a good school or bad one.. and everybody who talks about it say it just a stoner school not in to that but is it that bad that eveyone doing it or no need help and facts

Okay so I’ve tried to search around the internet and I’m confused. I’m a resident of California, looking to attend HSU. What would be the cost for me to study/live there per year? (including tuition, living expenses, registration fees, etc.)

Mainly Northern California places excluding Tahoe.

A sixth grade teacher read a book to us in class about a tree–a redwood if I’m not mistaken. I don’t remember much about it, but I believe the tree was magical or had some special purpose or power. I think the characters in the book were trying to save or protect the tree.

It might be a long shot, but I’d really like any leads. Thanks!
Not Tuck Everlasting. This is an actual chapter book.. fairly thick.