Help with Puns please!!!?
Can you help me finish the following phrases to make a PUN:
1. Outside an optician (eye doctor)’s office:
___________ for sore eyes.
2. Outside a junkyard: __________ in peace.
3. In a dentist’s office: Always be true to your teeth, or they will be ___________ to you.
4. In a flower shop: Light up your garden and plant a ____________.
SOME HELPFUL EXAMPLES:
1. On a diaper store sign: Rock a dry baby.
2. In a music store window: Guitars for sale. Cheap. No strings attatched.
3. At a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool. You’ll notice that there’s no P in it. Please keep it that way.
4. At a restaurant: Buy now. Pay waiter.
5. At a motel: Dew Drop Inn
THANKS SO MUCH!!! 🙂
2 Responses
charisma
06 Apr 2010
meanmom
06 Apr 2010
Hmmm…the first one is sight
(like :site, meaning place)
1.sight
2.rust
3.false
4.bulb